"The rooms are insane so over the top and fun, the bathtub was amazing perfect place for a romantic getaway!"
Dallis from United Kingdom
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"The hotel itself lived up to expectations- the decor was phenomenal and felt like a really special occasion."
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"Very opulent and decadent hotel to stay in."
Maureen C from United Kingdom
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"The whole complex is quite opulent with dark and tasteful decor supplemented by lots of twinklies throughout."
Ian H from United Kingdom
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"The food was outstanding - every dish was beautifully presented, full of flavour, and cooked to perfection."
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Luxury hotel in Beaconsfield's oldest documented building, with baths that fill from the ceiling
Rooms & Suites
All individually designed bedrooms come with an en suite shower room. The Boujee & Decadent rooms have a copper or ceramic bath that fills from the ceiling. Grown Alchemist toiletries, bathrobes, a flat-screen TV, and touch-activated mood lighting are provided in every room.
Dining & Drinks
The hotel operates 2 restaurants: an award-winning restaurant using seasonal, locally sourced dishes and an on-site Thai restaurant serving authentic cuisine. Hand-crafted cocktails are available in the bar, and complimentary champagne is offered to guests. A very good breakfast is served each morning.
Pool & Wellness
A stunning Moroccan-themed outdoor pool area provides a refreshing escape. The pool is unheated and open all year. Spa services include tailored Thai massages, and guests can book authentic Thai massage treatments.
Events & Entertainment
Live music and DJ performances take place throughout the year. Unique themed events such as masquerade balls and casino nights are held regularly. Customized wedding services are available in this distinctive venue.
Location & Parking
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield is the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, 2 minutes from J2 M40. Major attractions include Cliveden House, Bekonscot Model Village, and Windsor Castle. Free parking is available on site, and London Marylebone is under 30 minutes by train.
Highlights
Rooms: Copper/ceramic ceiling-fill baths in Boujee & Decadent rooms
Dining: Award-winning English & authentic Thai restaurants
Wellness: Moroccan-themed outdoor pool & Thai massage spa
Entertainment: Live music, masquerade balls, casino nights
Location: Oldest documented building in Beaconsfield, 30 min from London
Must-do experiences
Stroll through Beaconsfield Old Town for charming shops and cafes.
Try the famous Carvery at The Greyhound Pub for a hearty meal.
Discover the lush gardens at the Beaconsfield Heritage Centre.
Visit the immaculately preserved Beaconsfield's 19th-century train station.
Explore the unique art at the South Hill Park Arts Centre nearby.
Select your room type
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Cosy
2 persons
20 m²
1 Double bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Snug
2 persons
12 m²
1 Double bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Boujee
2 persons
26 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Bathtub
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Facilities
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield provides amenities to make your stay in England comfortable and memorable
Facilities: Very good
7.9/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Adults only
Luggage storage
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Sports & Fitness
Hiking
Services
Room service
Housekeeping
Welcome drink
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Spa & Leisure
Outdoor swimming pool
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Karaoke
Live entertainment
Sun terrace
Full body massage
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Sitting area
Terrace
Tea and coffee facilities
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield: Location in England
Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX,
Map view
City landmarks
Theme Park
Bekonscot Model Village
1.93 km
Landmark
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
1.12 km
Landmark
Walk the Thames
3.63 km
Landmark
Jordans Quaker Meeting House
3.15 km
Landmark
Jordans and the Mayflower Barn
3.21 km
Farm
Odds Farm Park
3.34 km
Church
Holy Trinity Seer Green & Jordans
2.85 km
Landmark
Les Caches Farm
2.87 km
Landmark
River Thames
3.63 km
Golf Course
Wycombe Heights Golf Club
4.57 km
Landmark
Burnham Beeches
4.53 km
Landmark
Farm Wood
4.71 km
Gallery
Fired Works
5.4 km
Museum
Milton's Cottage
5.5 km
Gallery
Emerald Gallery
5.54 km
Gallery
Stanley Spencer Gallery
6.72 km
Museum
John Lewis Partnership Heritage Centre
6.58 km
Nearby
Penn Street
Penn Wood
20 m
Restaurants
The White Hart
90 m
Aylesbury End
The Treehouse
170 m
35 Aylesbury End
Basmati Indian Restaurant
340 m
43 Aylesbury End
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
200 m
41 Aylesbury End
Leigh House
60 m
Leigh House 53 Wycombe End
The Royal Saracens Head
110 m
6-8 London End
No 5
130 m
5 London End
Pizza Express
150 m
14 London End
The Old Tea House
130 m
7 Windsor End
Giggling Squid Beaconsfield
180 m
Old Mulberry House 22 London End
The Old Bengal
190 m
15 Wycombe End
Explore Beaconsfield
Local Attractions, Activities, Dining & Entertainment
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes' walk
A charming model village and railway showcasing intricate landscapes. A perfect spot for families and enthusiasts.
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes' walk
The historic home of author G. K. Chesterton, offering insights into his life and work. Guided tours available on select days.
Odds Farm Park
6 minutes' drive
A family-friendly farm park featuring animals, adventure playgrounds, and seasonal events. Great for a fun-filled day out.
Jordans Quaker Meeting House
6 minutes' drive
An important historical site connected to the Quaker movement. Offers guided tours showcasing its rich heritage.
Hiking at Penn Wood
1 minute walking
A scenic woodland area perfect for leisurely walks or invigorating hikes. Ideal for nature lovers and families.
Golf at Wycombe Heights Golf Club
10 minutes' drive
An 18-hole golf course surrounded by beautiful scenery. Suitable for beginner and experienced golfers. Booking recommended.
Relaxation at Local Spas
Short drive
Several spas nearby offer treatments for relaxation and rejuvenation. Perfect for those seeking a peaceful getaway.
The White Hart
2 minutes' walk
A cozy pub with traditional British cuisine, featuring seasonal dishes and local ales. Reservations recommended on weekends.
Basmati Indian Restaurant
5 minutes' walk
Authentic Indian dining offering an extensive menu of flavorful dishes. Known for its warm atmosphere and vegetarian options.
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
3 minutes' walk
Italian restaurant known for its vibrant atmosphere and wood-fired pizzas. Family-friendly with gluten-free options available.
The Beaconsfield Film Theatre
5 minutes' walk
An independent cinema offering a selection of films, including blockbusters and art-house films. Family-friendly screenings available.
Live Music at The Treehouse
3 minutes' walk
A local favorite for casual dining and live music events. Check their schedule for weekly performances and karaoke nights.
Getting around England
City Centre
Beaconsfield 14 min · 1.1 km
Airports
London Heathrow (LHR) 36 min · 23.7 km
London Luton (LTN) 80 min · 52.7 km
Train
Beaconsfield Railway Station 14 min · 1.1 km
Seer Green Train Station 27 min · 2.2 km
Underground
Amersham 13 min · 8.3 km
Uxbridge 20 min · 12.7 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
The hotel offers a full breakfast at the price of GBP 14.0 per person.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
35
Guest Reviews and Ratings
What previous guests said about staying at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield.
Cleanliness
8.2/10
Comfort
8.3/10
Facilities
7.9/10
Free Wi-Fi
7.4/10
Location
8.5/10
Staff
8.6/10
Value for money
7.2/10
Pros
Luxurious rooms
Excellent staff service
Quality food
Unique cocktails
Charming decor
Cons
Room size
Cleanliness problems
Guest reviews
based on 1917 reviews
7.7/10
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