"The rooms are insane so over the top and fun, the bathtub was amazing perfect place for a romantic getaway!"
Dallis from United Kingdom
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"The hotel itself lived up to expectations- the decor was phenomenal and felt like a really special occasion."
Francesca from United Kingdom
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"Very opulent and decadent hotel to stay in."
Maureen C from United Kingdom
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"The whole complex is quite opulent with dark and tasteful decor supplemented by lots of twinklies throughout."
Ian H from United Kingdom
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"The food was outstanding - every dish was beautifully presented, full of flavour, and cooked to perfection."
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Luxury boutique hotel in Beaconsfield's oldest documented building
Amenities
The hotel offers complimentary champagne to guests upon arrival. The outdoor pool area is styled with a Moroccan theme and is unheated. Guests can enjoy live entertainment and themed events such as masquerade balls and casino nights.
Rooms
Each bedroom is individually designed and includes an en suite shower room. The Boujee and Decadent rooms feature a copper or ceramic bath that fills from the ceiling. Grown Alchemist toiletries and bathrobes are provided in every room.
Dining
The hotel operates two on-site restaurants: an award-winning English restaurant serving seasonal and locally sourced dishes, and an authentic Thai restaurant. The Thai restaurant offers tailored Thai massages in the spa. Creative cocktail menus are available at the bar.
Entertainment & Welness
Spa services include tailored Thai massages. Evening entertainment proides live music and performances. The hotel also hosts customized wedding servics in a distinctive venue.
Location
The hotel is the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield. It is a 2-minute drive from Junction 2 of the M40 motorway. Nearby attractions include Cliveden House, Beknsot Model Village, and Windsor Castle.
Highligts
Location: Oldest documented building, 2 min from M40
Rooms: Copper or ceramic baths that fill from the ceiling
Dining: Award-winning English restaurant and authentic Thai restaurant
Wellness: Spa with tailored Thai massages
Entertainment: Live music, masquerade balls, casino nights
Services: Customized wedding services and complimentary champagne
Must-do experiences
Stroll through Beaconsfield Old Town for charming shops and cafes.
Try the famous Carvery at The Greyhound Pub for a hearty meal.
Discover the lush gardens at the Beaconsfield Heritage Centre.
Visit the immaculately preserved Beaconsfield's 19th-century train station.
Explore the unique art at the South Hill Park Arts Centre nearby.
Select your room type
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Cosy
2 persons
20 m²
1 Double bed
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2 persons
12 m²
1 Double bed
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Boujee
2 persons
26 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Bathtub
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Facilities
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield provides amenities to make your stay in England comfortable and memorable
Facilities: Very good
7.9/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Adults only
Luggage storage
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Sports & Fitness
Hiking
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Services
Room service
Housekeeping
Welcome drink
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Spa & Leisure
Outdoor swimming pool
Beach umbrellas
Sun loungers
Karaoke
Live entertainment
Sun terrace
Full body massage
Room features
Air conditioning
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Terrace
Tea and coffee facilities
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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Crazy Bear Beaconsfield: Location in England
Old Beaconsfield, Beaconsfield, HP9 1LX,
Explore Beaconsfield
Local Attractions, Activities, Dining & Entertainment
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Bekonscot Model Village
25 minutes' walk
A charming model village and railway showcasing intricate landscapes. A perfect spot for families and enthusiasts.
The Home of G. K. Chesterton
14 minutes' walk
The historic home of author G. K. Chesterton, offering insights into his life and work. Guided tours available on select days.
Odds Farm Park
6 minutes' drive
A family-friendly farm park featuring animals, adventure playgrounds, and seasonal events. Great for a fun-filled day out.
Jordans Quaker Meeting House
6 minutes' drive
An important historical site connected to the Quaker movement. Offers guided tours showcasing its rich heritage.
Hiking at Penn Wood
1 minute walking
A scenic woodland area perfect for leisurely walks or invigorating hikes. Ideal for nature lovers and families.
Golf at Wycombe Heights Golf Club
10 minutes' drive
An 18-hole golf course surrounded by beautiful scenery. Suitable for beginner and experienced golfers. Booking recommended.
Relaxation at Local Spas
Short drive
Several spas nearby offer treatments for relaxation and rejuvenation. Perfect for those seeking a peaceful getaway.
The White Hart
2 minutes' walk
A cozy pub with traditional British cuisine, featuring seasonal dishes and local ales. Reservations recommended on weekends.
Basmati Indian Restaurant
5 minutes' walk
Authentic Indian dining offering an extensive menu of flavorful dishes. Known for its warm atmosphere and vegetarian options.
Zizzi - Beaconsfield
3 minutes' walk
Italian restaurant known for its vibrant atmosphere and wood-fired pizzas. Family-friendly with gluten-free options available.
The Beaconsfield Film Theatre
5 minutes' walk
An independent cinema offering a selection of films, including blockbusters and art-house films. Family-friendly screenings available.
Live Music at The Treehouse
3 minutes' walk
A local favorite for casual dining and live music events. Check their schedule for weekly performances and karaoke nights.
Getting around England
City Centre
Beaconsfield 14 min · 1.1 km
Airports
London Heathrow (LHR) 36 min · 23.7 km
London Luton (LTN) 80 min · 52.7 km
Train
Beaconsfield Railway Station 14 min · 1.1 km
Seer Green Train Station 27 min · 2.2 km
Underground
Amersham 13 min · 8.3 km
Uxbridge 20 min · 12.7 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:00
Check-out
from 07:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Public parking is possible at a location nearby for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
The hotel offers a full breakfast at the price of GBP 14.0 per person.
Children & extra beds
There are no cots provided in a room.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
35
Guest Reviews and Ratings
What previous guests said about staying at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield.
Review score
Based on 1546 verified reviews
7.0 /10
Very good
60 %
Recommend
Breakfast
8.4/10
Cleanliness
8.1/10
Comfort
8.2/10
Facilities
7.9/10
Free WiFi
7.4/10
Location
8.4/10
Paid Wi-Fi
8.3/10
Staff
8.5/10
Value for money
7.1/10
Pros
Luxurious rooms
Excellent staff service
Quality food
Unique cocktails
Charming decor
Cons
Room size
Cleanliness problems
Guest reviews
based on 1924 reviews
7.6/10
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