"The room were decorated beautifully and loved the products in the bathroom."
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"Really nicely designed, very comfortable room and bed. Absolutely loved the style!"
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"It was like a comfortable home from home."
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"If you're looking for a slightly alternative hotel experience, with the nicest staff you could ever wish for, this is the one."
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"Nice decor.Comfotable and clean,staff pleasant and very welcoming of our little dog."
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Beachside lodge in Bournemouth with sauna, spa lounge, and themed dinner nights
Wellness & Relaxation
The hotel provides a sauna, steam room, and spa lounge/relaxation area for guest use. An outdoor fireplace is available on the property for seating and unwinding. Happy hour drinks and themed dinner nights add to the leisure options.
Dining & Entertainment
The on-site restaurant serves lunch and dinner with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options. A coffee house on site offers specialty drinks, and the bar stocks wine and champagne. Themed dinner nights and happy hour are scheduled regularly at the hotel.
Accommodations
All rooms include a private bathroom, air conditioning, and a TV with shower and free toiletries. Family rooms are available, and the property offers free on-site private parking. A private entrance provides direct access for guests arriving by car or motorcycle.
Location & Nearby Attractions
Boscombe Beach is 700 metres from the hotel, and Boscombe Pier is a 7-minute walk away. Bournemouth Airport is 9 km from the property, and Shelley Theatre is nearby. The O2 Academy Bournemouth is also within walking distance, making evening entertainment easy to reach.
Pet-Friendly & Family Offerings
Pets are allowed at the hotel, and family rooms are designed for groups with children. A very good breakfast is included in the stay, with options from the main menu. The outdoor fireplace and shared lounge/TV area provide additional spaces for families and pet owners to relax.
Highlights
Wellness: Sauna, steam room, and spa lounge
Dining: Restaurant with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free options
Rooms: Family rooms with private bathrooms and air conditioning
Location: 700 m from Boscombe Beach, 7 min to Boscombe Pier
Parking: Free on-site private parking
Entertainment: Themed dinner nights and happy hour
Must-do experiences
Stroll through the Bournemouth Gardens for a scenic escape.
Try the fresh seafood at Harry Ramsden's on the seafront.
Visit the Russell-Cotes Art Gallery for stunning coastal views.
Catch a show at the Pavilion Theatre for local entertainment.
Explore the vintage treasures at the Boscombe Market every weekend.
Select your room type
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
Heating
Shower
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Large Double or Twin Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Superior Queen Room
2 persons
255 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
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Facilities
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure provides amenities to make your stay in England comfortable and memorable
Facilities: Perfect
9.3/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Services
Welcome drink
Happy hour
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner
Spa & Leisure
Beach access
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure: Location in England
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Map view
City landmarks
Gallery
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
2.22 km
Beach
Bournemouth Beach
2.63 km
Harbour
Bournemouth Pier
2.6 km
Aquarium
Oceanarium
2.65 km
Landmark
Shelley Park
1.07 km
Shopping Area
Boscombe High Street
1.41 km
Church
St Peter's Church
2.48 km
Parking area
Bournemouth International Centre
2.75 km
Theatre
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
2.49 km
Landmark
Manor steps Zig Zag
830 m
Garden
Lower Gardens
2.68 km
Landmark
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth
1.23 km
Gallery
Westover Gallery
2.53 km
Casino
Grosvenor Casino Bournemouth
2.4 km
Square
The Square
2.76 km
Landmark
Vitality Stadium
2.38 km
Landmark
Dynamica Pilates
1.71 km
Beach
Fisherman's Walk Beach
2.1 km
Landmark
Red Arrows Memorial
1.99 km
Landmark
The MacGuffin Project
1.96 km
Park
Bournemouth Parks
2.68 km
Landmark
The Polar Bear on the Isle of Wight
2.26 km
Amusement Park
Seafield Gardens
2.83 km
Park
Meyrick Park
3.12 km
Nearby
Harbour
Boscombe Pier
280 m
Christchurch Road
Boscombe Chine Gardens
360 m
Beach
Boscombe Beach
250 m
Museum
Science Zone UK
490 m
Park
The Coastal Activity Park
240 m
Boscombe Cliff Rd
Boscombe Cliff Gardens
550 m
Restaurants
Chicken & Blues
960 m
563 Christchurch Road
Marco's Deli
900 m
13 Sea Road Boscombe High Street
The Garden Cafe
1.04 km
Sovereign Centre 600 Christchurch Road Unit M
Paella Express
1.05 km
555 Christchurch Road
Jammin Jerk Hut
980 m
579 Christchurch Road
Mcdonald's Restaurants
1.05 km
554-556 Christchurch Road
KFC - Kentucky Friend Chicken
950 m
577 Christchurch Road Boscombe
Charcoal Grill 2
300 m
575 Christchurch Road
The Green Tara
320 m
583 Christchurch Road
Explore Bournemouth
Local Experiences
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Boscombe Pier
4 minutes walking
Boscombe Pier offers stunning ocean views and is perfect for leisurely walks, fishing, and enjoying the beach atmosphere.
Bournemouth Beach
30 minutes walking
Bournemouth Beach is renowned for its golden sands, ideal for sunbathing, beach sports, and seaside fun for all ages.
Oceanarium
30 minutes walking
Oceanarium showcases fascinating marine life and interactive exhibits. A great spot for families with kids to enjoy.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
25 minutes walking
The Russell-Cotes features an impressive art collection and beautiful gardens, perfect for art lovers seeking inspiration.
The Coastal Activity Park
3 minutes walking
The Coastal Activity Park provides thrilling water sports like paddleboarding and kayaking, perfect for adventure seekers.
Science Zone UK
6 minutes walking
Science Zone UK offers hands-on exhibits and activities, making it a fantastic educational experience for families.
Boscombe Chine Gardens
5 minutes walking
Boscombe Chine Gardens features serene walking paths and beautiful floral displays, ideal for a relaxing stroll in nature.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes walking
Casual eatery renowned for its southern-style chicken and vibrant atmosphere, perfect for families and groups.
Paella Express
13 minutes walking
A vibrant restaurant specializing in authentic Spanish paella. A must-try for lovers of bold flavors.
Marco's Deli
11 minutes walking
Charming deli offering gourmet sandwiches and local produce, ideal for a quick yet satisfying meal.
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
30 minutes walking
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre hosts a range of performances, from musicals to comedy shows, perfect for a night out.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room
15 minutes walking
An exciting escape room experience that's great for groups, offering a thrilling challenge for all ages.
Bournemouth International Centre
30 minutes walking
A major venue for concerts and events, catering to diverse entertainment needs and offering a lively atmosphere.
Getting around England
City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 2.7 km
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 9.5 km
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 52.8 km
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 500 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Guest Reviews and Ratings
What previous guests said about staying at The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure.
Breakfast
8.8/10
Cleanliness
9.6/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.3/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.8/10
Location
9.1/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
9.1/10
Pros
Independent hotel design
Generous room size
Dog friendly
Cons
Room booking clarity
Extra breakfast charges
Event communication
Guest reviews
based on 377 reviews
9.2/10
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