The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure in Bournemouth, England
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About the Property
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
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Close to Boscombe Beach
Perfect
9.2
/10
Guests recommend The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
Lush products
Homemade granola
Stylish rooms
Comfy beds
Great decor
"The room were decorated beautifully and loved the products in the bathroom."
Karen from United Kingdom
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"Really nicely designed, very comfortable room and bed. Absolutely loved the style!"
Victoria from United Kingdom
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"It was like a comfortable home from home."
Carla from United Kingdom
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"If you're looking for a slightly alternative hotel experience, with the nicest staff you could ever wish for, this is the one."
Michael from United Kingdom
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"Nice decor.Comfotable and clean,staff pleasant and very welcoming of our little dog."
David from United Kingdom
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Boutique lodge in Bournemouth with Deus Ex Machina branding, sauna, and themed dinner nights
Accommodations
The lodge offers 8 rooms including Superior Queen Room, Superior King Room, Deluxe Queen Room, and Deluxe Family Suite. Each room has a private bathroom, air conditioning, and free WiFi. Select rooms include a speaker system and a TV with Netflix and Amazon Prime access.
Dining
The on-site restaurant serves lunch and dinner with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options. Breakfast offers continental and full English/Irish selections with fresh orange juice and poached eggs. Guests attend themed dinner nights and happy hour with specific drink choices.
Wellness & Leisure
The lodge has a sauna, steam room, and a spa lounge/relaxation area for guest use. An outdoor fireplace and a shared lounge/TV area are available. Free on-site parking is provided, and the property is secured with CCTV and smoke alarms.
Location
The lodge is a 5-7 minute walk from Boscombe Beach, a sandy and dog-friendly beach. Bournemouth International Centre is 3.2 km away, and Poole Harbour is 14 km from the property. Bournemouth Airport is 9 km away.
Pet-Friendly & Services
Pets are allowed at the lodge with no additional charges mentioned. The property provides an invoice upon request and key access for room entry. A coffee house on site serves wine and champagne, and the bar offers a selection of drinks.
Highlights
Branding: Deus Ex Machina themed lodge with motorcycle and tattoo culture
Wellness: Sauna, steam room and spa lounge
Dining: Themed dinner nights and happy hour events
Location: 5-minute walk to Boscombe Beach
Pets: Dog-friendly with no extra fees
Parking: Free on-site parking
Must-do experiences
Stroll through the Bournemouth Gardens for a scenic escape.
Try the fresh seafood at Harry Ramsden's on the seafront.
Visit the Russell-Cotes Art Gallery for stunning coastal views.
Catch a show at the Pavilion Theatre for local entertainment.
Explore the vintage treasures at the Boscombe Market every weekend.
Select your room type
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
Heating
Shower
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Large Double or Twin Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Superior Queen Room
2 persons
255 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Facilities
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure provides amenities to make your stay in England comfortable and memorable
Facilities: Perfect
9.3/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Services
Welcome drink
Happy hour
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner
Spa & Leisure
Beach access
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure: Location in England
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Explore Bournemouth
Local Experiences
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Boscombe Pier
4 minutes walking
Boscombe Pier offers stunning ocean views and is perfect for leisurely walks, fishing, and enjoying the beach atmosphere.
Bournemouth Beach
30 minutes walking
Bournemouth Beach is renowned for its golden sands, ideal for sunbathing, beach sports, and seaside fun for all ages.
Oceanarium
30 minutes walking
Oceanarium showcases fascinating marine life and interactive exhibits. A great spot for families with kids to enjoy.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
25 minutes walking
The Russell-Cotes features an impressive art collection and beautiful gardens, perfect for art lovers seeking inspiration.
The Coastal Activity Park
3 minutes walking
The Coastal Activity Park provides thrilling water sports like paddleboarding and kayaking, perfect for adventure seekers.
Science Zone UK
6 minutes walking
Science Zone UK offers hands-on exhibits and activities, making it a fantastic educational experience for families.
Boscombe Chine Gardens
5 minutes walking
Boscombe Chine Gardens features serene walking paths and beautiful floral displays, ideal for a relaxing stroll in nature.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes walking
Casual eatery renowned for its southern-style chicken and vibrant atmosphere, perfect for families and groups.
Paella Express
13 minutes walking
A vibrant restaurant specializing in authentic Spanish paella. A must-try for lovers of bold flavors.
Marco's Deli
11 minutes walking
Charming deli offering gourmet sandwiches and local produce, ideal for a quick yet satisfying meal.
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
30 minutes walking
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre hosts a range of performances, from musicals to comedy shows, perfect for a night out.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room
15 minutes walking
An exciting escape room experience that's great for groups, offering a thrilling challenge for all ages.
Bournemouth International Centre
30 minutes walking
A major venue for concerts and events, catering to diverse entertainment needs and offering a lively atmosphere.
Getting around England
City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 2.7 km
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 9.5 km
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 52.8 km
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 500 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Guest Reviews and Ratings
What previous guests said about staying at The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure.
Review score
Based on 176 verified reviews
9.3 /10
Perfect
98 %
Recommend
Breakfast
7.7/10
Cleanliness
9.6/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.3/10
Free WiFi
8.8/10
Location
9.1/10
Staff
9.6/10
Value for money
9.1/10
Pros
Independent hotel design
Generous room size
Dog friendly
Cons
Room booking clarity
Extra breakfast charges
Event communication
Guest reviews
based on 353 reviews
9.2/10
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