"Spacious & very very clean accommodation with a great location & free parking !!"
David from United Kingdom
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"Ideal comfortable room, very clean, nice bathroom and shower."
John from United Kingdom
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"The dinner was very nice, with ample food, well cooked and reasonably priced."
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"It was very quaint, restaurant had a lot of choice."
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"There are lovely river walks close by"
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Boutique riverside hotel in Burnham-on-Crouch with Michelin-starred chef dining
Dining Experience
The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site restaurant whose chef has worked at Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and Gordon Ramsay's 3-Michelin-starred establishment. The menu mixes Asian influences with British classics, using seasonal produce and featuring daily specials. Guests can also order from a diverse bar menu and choose from special diet menus, wine, and champagne.
Rooms & Amenities
Each of the 10 rooms is individually designed with chalet-style accommodation and an en suite bathroom equipped with spa-like toiletries. All rooms include a flat-screen TV, tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk, and complimentary toiletries. Free parking is available on site, and the property provides 24-hour security with CCTV in common areas and outside.
Location
The hotel sits just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, close to local sailing clubs and riverside paths. The coast at Southend is 25 miles away, and historic Colchester can be reached in less than an hour by car. London Liverpool Street station is an hour away by train, making the area accessible for city escapes.
Family & Pet-Friendly Features
The hotel welcomes families and offers a children's menu, highchairs, and family rooms. Well-behaved dogs are allowed under the property's pet-friendly policies, with designated areas and no extra charge mentioned. A relaxed atmosphere and outdoor spaces make it suitable for both couples and families with children.
Services & Special Occasions
The hotel provides personalized service for celebrations such as birthdays and anniversaries, with special diet menus and wine/champagne available. Breakfast is served in the room or in the dining area, and the bar stays open for evening drinks. Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the property, and the hotel offers a unique oysters experience not commonly found in local hotels.
Highlights
Dining: Chef with experience at Jamie Oliver's first restaurant & Gordon Ramsay's 3-Michelin-starred kitchen
Rooms: 10 individually designed chalet-style rooms with spa-like toiletries
Location: Metres from the river, minutes from sailing clubs, 1 hour by train to London Liverpool Street
Family & Pets: Children's menu, family rooms, dog-friendly policies
Unique Offer: Oysters experience on site
Must-do experiences
Stroll along the Burnham-on-Crouch waterfront at sunset for stunning views.
Taste the famous Essex seafood at The Oyster Smack's own restaurant.
Explore the historic Bentalls department store for unique local finds.
Visit the nearby Mangapps Railway Museum for a delightful family day.
Check out the Burnham Market on Sundays for fresh produce and crafts.
Select your room type
The Oyster Smack features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Classic Double Room
2 persons
12 m²
1 Double bed
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Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
16 m²
1 King-size bed
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Superior Double Room
2 persons
25 m²
1 King-size bed
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Facilities
The Oyster Smack provides amenities to make your stay in England comfortable and memorable
Facilities: Great
8.5/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
24-hour security
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Services
Welcome drink
Dining
In-room breakfast
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Special diet menus
Children
Cots
Children's menu
Room features
Heating
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
Flat-screen TV
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The Oyster Smack: Location in England
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Riverside Park offers scenic views and relaxing paths along the river, perfect for leisurely strolls or picnics.
Mangapps Railway Museum
5 minutes' drive
Mangapps Railway Museum showcases vintage trains and railway memorabilia, featuring interactive exhibits for all ages.
Wallasea Island
49 minutes' drive
Wallasea Island features nature reserves and walking trails, ideal for birdwatching and enjoying the diverse wildlife.
Waterfront Walk
13 minutes' walk
Waterfront Walk offers a leisurely stroll by the river, perfect for families and couples to enjoy the scenery.
Water Sports at Burnham
5 minutes' drive
Thrilling water sports at Burnham include sailing and windsurfing, with rental services available at local clubs.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Mehek offers authentic Indian cuisine in a cozy setting, known for its flavorful curries and tandoori specialties.
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
Sgt. Pepper's serves pub favorites in a friendly atmosphere, highlighting hearty burgers and locally sourced ales.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
This charming venue features antiques and a lovely tea garden, hosting events like live music on weekends.
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
The Polash offers a vibrant nightlife experience with music events and an extensive drinks menu, attracting all ages.
Getting around England
City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch 2 min · 100 m
Airports
London Southend (SEN) 57 min · 38 km
London Stansted (STN) 93 min · 61.6 km
Train
Burnham-on-Crouch Railway Station 8 min · 600 m
Bus
Bus stop 2 min · 100 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Guest Parking
Private parking is possible on site for free.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP 8.95 per person.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10
Guest Reviews and Ratings
What previous guests said about staying at The Oyster Smack.
Review score
Based on 65 verified reviews
8.2 /10
Great
83 %
Recommend
Cleanliness
8.7/10
Comfort
8.8/10
Facilities
8.5/10
Free WiFi
9.0/10
Location
8.7/10
Staff
8.9/10
Value for money
8.0/10
Pros
Attentive service
Comfortable rooms
Oyster experience
Cons
Inconsistent food
Room layout issues
Noise complaints
Guest reviews
based on 153 reviews
8.3/10
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