"Spacious & very very clean accommodation with a great location & free parking !!"
David from United Kingdom
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"Ideal comfortable room, very clean, nice bathroom and shower."
John from United Kingdom
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"The dinner was very nice, with ample food, well cooked and reasonably priced."
Susan from United Kingdom
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"It was very quaint, restaurant had a lot of choice."
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"There are lovely river walks close by"
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Chalet-style riverside inn with celebrated chef in Burnham-on-Crouch
Dining
The Oyster Smack's restaurant is led by a chef who has cooked at Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and Gordon Ramsay's 3 Michelin-starred establishment. The menu blends Asian influences with British classics, using seasonal produce sourced locally. On-site bar serves a diverse menu, including a unique oysters experience and daily specials highlighting the season's best.
Accommodation
Each of the 10 rooms is individually designed, offering chalet-style accommodation with en suite bathrooms. All rooms include a flat-screen TV, tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk, and spa-like bathroom amenities with free toiletries. Certain rooms are located in an outside building, providing a private and cozy retreat.
Location
The inn sits just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, with waterfront walks and sailing clubs minutes away. The coast at Southend is 25 miles away, while historic Colchester can be reached in less than an hour by car. London Liverpool Street is just an hour by train, making the hotel a convenient escape from the city.
Family and Pet-Friendly Policies
The Oyster Smack welcomes families with a dedicated children's menu and family rooms available. Well-behaved dogs are allowed, and the hotel provides free parking for those arriving by car. Special diet menus and wine or champagne options are available upon request, catering to various dietary needs.
Additional Services
Breakfast can be served in the room, or guests can enjoy a continental breakfast option with a small charge. Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the hotel, and street parking is provided at no extra cost. The hotel also offers personalized service for special occasions and celebrations, backed by 24-hour security and CCTV coverage.
Highlights
Dining: Michelin-starred chef's menu with Asian-British fusion
Rooms: Chalet-style individually designed en suite rooms
Location: Riverside setting, 1 hour from London Liverpool Street
Family: Children's menu and family rooms
Pets: Dog-friendly with free parking
Experience: Unique oysters and seasonal daily specials
Must-do experiences
Stroll along the Burnham-on-Crouch waterfront at sunset for stunning views.
Taste the famous Essex seafood at The Oyster Smack's own restaurant.
Explore the historic Bentalls department store for unique local finds.
Visit the nearby Mangapps Railway Museum for a delightful family day.
Check out the Burnham Market on Sundays for fresh produce and crafts.
Select your room type
The Oyster Smack features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Classic Double Room
2 persons
12 m²
1 Double bed
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Deluxe Double Room
2 persons
16 m²
1 King-size bed
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Superior Double Room
2 persons
25 m²
1 King-size bed
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Facilities
The Oyster Smack provides amenities to make your stay in England comfortable and memorable
Facilities: Great
8.4/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
24-hour security
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Services
Welcome drink
Dining
In-room breakfast
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Special diet menus
Children
Cots
Children's menu
Room features
Heating
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Free toiletries
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
Flat-screen TV
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The Oyster Smack: Location in England
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, CM0 8HR,
Map view
City landmarks
Landmark
Waterfront
1.06 km
Landmark
Mangapps Railway Museum
2.05 km
Landmark
Mangapps Railway
2.01 km
Landmark
Wallasea Island Wild Coast
3.14 km
Landmark
Wallasea Island
2.81 km
Landmark
Wallasea Island Wild Coast project
4.92 km
Island
Bridgemarsh Island
4.5 km
Nearby
Park
Riverside Park
560 m
Restaurants
Mehek Indian Restaurant
250 m
44 Station Road
The Polash
340 m
169 Station Road
Sgt. Pepper's
380 m
3 High Street
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
400 m
7 High Street
Ground Coffee House
560 m
Temperance House 22 High Street
Peaberries Coffee
580 m
41 High Street
Curry Cottage
580 m
47 High Street
Ruam Thai
650 m
20A High Street
The Burnham Seafood And Oyster Bar
600 m
High Street
The Ship Inn
680 m
52 High Street
Bistro On The Quay
710 m
The Quay
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Explore Burnham-on-Crouch
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Riverside Park
7 minutes' walk
Riverside Park offers scenic views and relaxing paths along the river, perfect for leisurely strolls or picnics.
Mangapps Railway Museum
5 minutes' drive
Mangapps Railway Museum showcases vintage trains and railway memorabilia, featuring interactive exhibits for all ages.
Wallasea Island
49 minutes' drive
Wallasea Island features nature reserves and walking trails, ideal for birdwatching and enjoying the diverse wildlife.
Waterfront Walk
13 minutes' walk
Waterfront Walk offers a leisurely stroll by the river, perfect for families and couples to enjoy the scenery.
Water Sports at Burnham
5 minutes' drive
Thrilling water sports at Burnham include sailing and windsurfing, with rental services available at local clubs.
Mehek Indian Restaurant
3 minutes' walk
Mehek offers authentic Indian cuisine in a cozy setting, known for its flavorful curries and tandoori specialties.
Sgt. Pepper's
5 minutes' walk
Sgt. Pepper's serves pub favorites in a friendly atmosphere, highlighting hearty burgers and locally sourced ales.
Harbour Antiques and Georgian Tea Garden
5 minutes' walk
This charming venue features antiques and a lovely tea garden, hosting events like live music on weekends.
The Polash
5 minutes' walk
The Polash offers a vibrant nightlife experience with music events and an extensive drinks menu, attracting all ages.
Getting around England
City Centre
Burnham-on-Crouch 2 min · 100 m
Airports
London Southend (SEN) 57 min · 38 km
London Stansted (STN) 93 min · 61.6 km
Train
Burnham-on-Crouch Railway Station 8 min · 600 m
Bus
Bus stop 2 min · 100 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-21:00
Check-out
from 09:00-11:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP 8.95 per person.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
10
Guest Reviews and Ratings
What previous guests said about staying at The Oyster Smack.
Cleanliness
8.7/10
Comfort
8.9/10
Facilities
8.4/10
Free Wi-Fi
9.0/10
Location
8.7/10
Staff
9.0/10
Value for money
8.0/10
Pros
Attentive service
Comfortable rooms
Oyster experience
Cons
Inconsistent food
Room layout issues
Noise complaints
Guest reviews
based on 150 reviews
8.3/10
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