"Loved the quirkiness of the decor in the restaurant and bar areas."
Janet from United Kingdom
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"The room was amazing, bed comfy, whirlpool bath was so good easily fitted two people in bath."
Jodib from United Kingdom
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"We loved the ambience and vibe of the place, really quirky and gives a real individual quality to the hotel."
Ben L from United Kingdom
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"The customer service is really good - our hot water wasn't working initially, and within half an hour it was all resolved."
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Who'D A Thought It: 4-star adults-only boutique hotel with individually themed rooms and outdoor hot tubs in Kent
Rooms & Suites
Each of the 20 rooms at Who'D A Thought It is individually themed, with private outdoor hot tubs available in many suites. Guests can book the Champagne and Shoes Suite, the Vegas Suite, or the Dom Suite, each with a distinct design and a spa bath. Several rooms also include a four-poster bed, and all offer complimentary champagne or a bottle of fizz in the fridge.
Dining & Bar
The hotel operates a Champagne and Oyster Bar that claims the largest selection of champagne in Kent. There are two on-site restaurants: one offering classic English dishes with local ingredients and another with a seafood-focused menu. Lunchtime tasting menus and à la carte options are available, and the bar hosts live music events.
Amenities & Services
The property includes an on-site fashion boutique, the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which sells shoes and accessories. Guests have access to outdoor garden areas with hot tubs and sun loungers. Free private parking is available, and the hotel provides breakfast in the room upon request.
Entertainment & Events
The Champagne and Oyster Bar hosts frequent themed events and seasonal holiday celebrations. Live music is offered regularly, creating a lively social atmosphere. The hotel also offers personalized arrangements for special occasions like weddings and anniversaries.
Location & Nearby Attractions
Who'D A Thought It is located 5 minutes' drive from Lenham and 2 miles from Lenham Railway Station. Nearby attractions include Leeds Castle, Kent Downs Natural Park, and Mote Park. The hotel is situated in the Kent countryside, accessible via private car with free parking on site.
Highlights
Rooms: Individually themed suites with private outdoor hot tubs and spa baths
Dining: Champagne and Oyster Bar with Kent's largest champagne selection
Entertainment: Live music events and themed seasonal celebrations
Amenities: On-site fashion boutique, outdoor garden hot tubs, free parking
Location: 5 min from Lenham, near Leeds Castle and Kent Downs
Must-do experiences
Stroll through the charming Lenham village market on Thursdays.
Taste traditional Kentish ale at the nearby Lenham Swan pub.
Visit the beautiful St Mary's Church, a hidden historic gem.
Take a scenic walk along the Pilgrims' Way for stunning views.
Discover local art at the Lenham Arts Centre on High Street.
Select your room type
Who'D A Thought It features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
32 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Bathtub
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Classic Double Room Shower
2 persons
16 m²
1 Double bed
Heating
Coffee machine
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Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
40 m²
1 Double bed
Bathtub
Heating
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