"Loved the quirkiness of the decor in the restaurant and bar areas."
Janet from United Kingdom
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"The room was amazing, bed comfy, whirlpool bath was so good easily fitted two people in bath."
Jodib from United Kingdom
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"We loved the ambience and vibe of the place, really quirky and gives a real individual quality to the hotel."
Ben L from United Kingdom
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"The customer service is really good - our hot water wasn't working initially, and within half an hour it was all resolved."
Rich101 from United Kingdom
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Boutique adults-only hotel with themed rooms and private hot tubs in Kent
Rooms & Suites
Who'D A Thought It offers highly individual rooms and suites, each with a unique theme and decorative style. Many rooms include a spa bath and a four-poster bed, and several suites feature private outdoor hot tubs. Complimentary champagne and chocolates await guests in the room fridge upon arrival.
Dining & Bar
The hotel's award-winning restaurant serves classical English dishes made with local ingredients. Guests can dine at the Champagne and Oyster Bar, which offers a lunchtime tasting menu, a la carte dishes, and gastro bar meals. Full English breakfast is included, with continental options available for early departures.
Entertainment & Boutique
The bar hosts frequent themed events and seasonal holiday celebrations, with extensive live music offerings throughout the year. On-site, the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique sells a range of shoes and accessories for guests. Outdoor garden areas provide sun loungers, picnic spots, and hot tubs for relaxation.
Location & Parking
Situated just 5 minutes' drive from Lenham village, the hotel is close to Leeds Castle, Kent Downs Natural Park, and Mote Park. Free private parking is available on site, and Lenham Railway Station is 2 miles away. The adults-only policy makes it a quiet countryside retreat for couples.
Additional Amenities
The hotel provides room service and daily housekeeping, with special diet menus available for dietary needs. Midweek specials and personalized arrangements for anniversaries and birthdays can be booked directly. The Champagne and Oyster Bar is stocked with the largest selection of champagne in Kent.
Highlights
Location: 5 min from Lenham, near Leeds Castle & Kent Downs
Rooms: Themed suites with spa baths, four-poster beds & private hot tubs
Dining: Award-winning restaurant & Champagne and Oyster Bar
Entertainment: Live music events, themed parties & on-site boutique
Wellness: Private outdoor hot tubs & garden sun loungers
Parking: Free private parking on site
Must-do experiences
Stroll through the charming Lenham village market on Thursdays.
Taste traditional Kentish ale at the nearby Lenham Swan pub.
Visit the beautiful St Mary's Church, a hidden historic gem.
Take a scenic walk along the Pilgrims' Way for stunning views.
Discover local art at the Lenham Arts Centre on High Street.
Select your room type
Who'D A Thought It features a range of room types across England, from double and family rooms to suites, with breakfast, free cancellation, and special offers included
Deluxe Suite Spa Bath
2 persons
32 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Bathtub
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Classic Double Room Shower
2 persons
16 m²
1 Double bed
Heating
Coffee machine
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Suite Four Poster Bed Spa Bath
2 persons
40 m²
1 Double bed
Bathtub
Heating
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